My dad (Ron) was standing by the river Thames with a group when a boat pulled up alongside.  Out stepped this goddess (Diana)

in a bikini, climbed up the steps in front of the group of drooling males, and promptly walked over to my dad.  Flinging her arms around

him, she said "Hello Uncle Ron" in her sexy voice.  All the other mens' eyes were popping out!!  How do you know HER??

they all wanted to know.  My dad puffed out his chest and said "She's my niece!"

Made his day, and he dined out on it for a while!!